Dicks With Wicks

Light up a dick with a wick, and how could your night be ordinary?
Set the mood with some Dicks with Wicks. These paraffin wax candles are carefully hand-crafted in the shape of, well, a mans most prized possession. But with a burning time of 17 hours, these erotic candles last longer than any man we know! Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that, despite their realistic appearance and low-maintenance upkeep, these penis candles are for external use only.
Dicks with Wicks are a source of fun and hilarity at bachelorette parties and would-be regular gatherings alike. Buy one solo, or get a discount when you order 10 candles or more. Dont worry, we wont tell your mother.
Sometimes, the best dicks are the ones with wicks.